The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Author: Jonathan Swift

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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