The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Author: Bill Gates

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Author: William James

The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Author: Walter Bagehot

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Author: Hermann Hesse

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