The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Author: Albert Einstein

The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Author: Noel Coward

How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Author: Joe Orton

Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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