Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, t
Author: Samuel Johnson

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Author: Henry James

Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren't things to think about any more. All that matters is value - the ultimate value of what one does.
Author: James Hilton

If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.
Author: Bible

Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with me too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered. "Bring them as well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes