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One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Author: Seneca

Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today.
Author: Marcus Valerius Martialis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
Author: James F. Byrnes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes