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When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
Author: Pierre Corneille

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Author: Mark Twain

When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability... To be alive is to be vulnerable.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
Author: Lenny Bruce

Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration". The bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again". The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the hell are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!". The guy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life", to which the bartender replies "I'm nvery sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double." To which the guy replies "Thank you! Make it a scotch."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes