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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
Author: Mark Twain

We lift ourselves by our thought, we climb upon our vision of ourselves. If you want to enlarge your life, you must first enlarge your thought of it and of yourself. Hold the ideal of yourself as you long to be, always, everywhere - your ideal of what you
Author: Orison Swett Marden

We live in a time of transition, an uneasy era which is likely to endure for the rest of this century. During the period we may be tempted to abandon some of the time-honored principles and commitments which have been proven during the difficult times of
Author: Jimmy Carter

We make war that we may live in peace.
Author: Aristotle

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Author: Sir John Holt

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes