Best Cell Phones

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
Author: Rabbi Hillel

I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Author: Herodotus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Author: Lyman Beecher

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes