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Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Author: Mark Twain

Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
Author: William Arthur Wood

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Author: A. A. Milne

Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his father's mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun. "The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I couldn't catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion; 'N' like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes