Best Cell Phones

Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.
Author: Willa Cather

Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Author: James M. Barrie

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Author: Dean Martin

The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in his conduct.
Author: Demophilus

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes