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What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient, but restless mind, of sacrificing one's ease or vanity, of uniting a love of detail to foresight, and of passing through hard times bravely and cheerfully.
Author: Charles Victor Cherbuliez

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Author: Dan Quayle

What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Author: Matt Groening

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Author: Anonymous

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
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