Best quotes to send by SMS

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Author: Unknown
What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Author: Albert Camus
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Author: Lucretius
What is left when honor is lost?
Author: Publilius Syrus
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama
so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says "okay!"
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
around her!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and
it made a dollar!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes