Best quotes to send by SMS
Unknown What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Author: Unknown

Albert Camus What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Author: Albert Camus

Lucretius What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
Author: Lucretius

Publilius Syrus What is left when honor is lost?
Author: Publilius Syrus

Ralph Waldo Emerson What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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