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We are obliged to respect, defend and maintain the common bonds of union and fellowship that exist among all members of the human race.
Author: Cicero

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
Author: Eric Hoffer

She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.
Author: Henry James

We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Author: Francis J. Braceland

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!
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