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If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?
Author: Carl Sagan

If you are out there, you have fans. You have a champion. Organize these champions. You probably know who your best customers are. Make them a star on your site. Make those people your superheroes.
Author: Jamison Stafford

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Author: Mo Udall

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Author: Harry S Truman

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
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Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
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Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?
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I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that? I didn't take algebra!
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