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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Author: Senator Dianne Feinstein

Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.
Author: Bible

Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
Author: The Dhammapada

Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes