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I can resist anything but temptation.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.
Author: Seneca

Web standards keep you out of the dustbin of history.
Author: Josh Greenberg

Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Author: Bulgarian Proverb

If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
Author: George Aiken

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. "I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes," he said. "No," young woman replied, "I'm tall, brunette and have brown eyes." "Close enough!" said the trucker.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes