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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Author: Fred Allen

Well done is better than well said.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.
Author: Cynthia Ozick

Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Author: Peter Ustinov

OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age.
This is the joke from a category: Women jokes

Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes