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The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes