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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
Author: Billy Joel

Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that things were never in my hands.
Author: Real Live Preacher

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Author: Dennis Miller

We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Author: Cicero

We rarely find anyone who can say he has lived a happy life, and who, content with his life, can retire from the world like a satisfied guest.
Author: Horace

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards
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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
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What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up
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