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No man is demolished but by himself.
Author: Richard Bently

Popularity? It is glory's small change.
Author: Victor Hugo

Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
Author: Nicolas Boileau

Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.
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Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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