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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns

The best Web sites are better than reality.
Author: Jakob Nielsen

It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.
Author: Og Mandino

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
Author: John Berry

Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "I'm an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an undercover agent," he replied.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes