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By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character.
Author: Grenville Kleiser

By force of arms. (Vi Et Armis)
Author: Cicero

By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
Author: Thomas Moore

By perseverance the snail reached the ark.
Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon

By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
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