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Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Author: Matthew Prior

Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
Author: Edward Young

Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Author: Epictetus

Beauty is no quality in things themselves: it exists merely in the mind which contemplates them.
Author: David Hume

Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes.' They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'
Author: Clare Booth Luce

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception. In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Don't worry i got him with the gas can!"
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Two cab drivers met. "Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?" "Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."
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