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Best quotes to send by SMS
Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides.Author: Frank Tyger
Literature is news that stays news.Author: Ezra Pound
Live always in the best company when you read.Author: Sydney Smith
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.Author: US Supreme Court
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.Author: Jimmy Buffett
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
A:
One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in
his
pocket for a sweet, bent down, and offered it to the dog. A
passerby
remarked what a very kind act that was considering what the
dog had done.
"Not at all," said the blind man. "I only wanted to
find out which
end to kick."This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit
and
said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be
a
rabbit."
The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and
said, "You're slimy,
beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a
math teacher."This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A
man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the
blonde bet
the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure
enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead
said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde
insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so
I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes