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Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.
Author: Gore Vidal

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
Author: Lee Simonson

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Author: Samuel Butler

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
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Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
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