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Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points.
Author: Knute Rockne

But a somewhat more liberal and sympathetic examination of mankind will convince us that the cross is even older than the gibbet, that voluntary suffering was before and independent of compulsory; and in short that in most important matters a man has alwa
Author: G. K. Chesterton

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
Author: Barbara Hall

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Author: Carl Sagan

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
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