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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.
Author: Hugh Macleod

If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot.
Author: Korean Proverb

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I do
Author: J. D. Salinger

Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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