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Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.
Author: Seneca

The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife stru
Author: Betty Friedan

One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?
Author: Jeremy Bentham

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
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On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
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What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes