Best quotes to send by SMS

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Author: William James
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Author: Walter Bagehot
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Author: Hermann Hesse
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
Author: Walter Bagehot
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blood
!
Blood who ?
Blood brothers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boiler
!
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four minutes !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bolzano
!
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Borg
!
Borg who ?
Borg standard !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boyzone
!
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes