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I will not allow yesterday's success to lull me into today's complacency, for this is the great foundation of failure.
Author: Og Mandino

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
Author: Beryl Pfizer

If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.
Author: William Penn

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?" And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes