Best quotes to send by SMS

Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson
The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge
The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried
The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes