Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Jackson Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.
Author: Robert Jackson

Calvin Coolidge The chief business of the American people is business.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Jason Fried The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.
Author: Jason Fried

John Dryden The conscience of a people is their power.
Author: John Dryden

Carl Jung The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.
Author: Carl Jung

The best jokes to send by SMS
Hair and bald jokes What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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Hair and bald jokes What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
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Hair and bald jokes What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.
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Hair and bald jokes There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed
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History jokes Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !
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