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We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
Author: Ely Gulbertson

We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
Author: Indira Gandhi

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Author: Buck Henry

We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
Author: James M. Barrie

We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Author: Albert Camus

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
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What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone
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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
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Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
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