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It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion.
Author: Rebecca West

It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
Author: George Washington

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Author: Totie Fields

I've got to follow them - I am their leader.
Author: Alexandre Rollin

I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?" "Battle of the bulge, sir!" "What's is the importance of May 12" The Man thought and thought "I don't know, sir!" The superior then said "Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birhtday"
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes