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No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'
Author: C. S. Lewis

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Author: Janeane Garofalo

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Author: Horace Mann

To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don't think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.
Author: Pamela Anderson

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
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