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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne

The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
Author: Frederick Locker-Lampson

The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood.
Author: Jean Cocteau

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.
Author: Charles Barkley

Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
Author: Hosea Ballou

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes