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To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold.
Author: Archibald MacLeish

Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
Author: Seneca

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get ahold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "what?" and turn my head slightly.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.
Author: Donald Foster

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
Author: Professor Irwin Corey

What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes