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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
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