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Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
Author: Janis Joplin

Don't ever confuse the two, your life and your work. That's what I have to say. The second is only a part of the first.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
Author: Bob Marley

Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book...
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it." The Irishman was thinking: "This is great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah!" he said. "We're right over my homeland." "How can you tell?" asked the American. "I can feel the cold air." he replied. A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. "Aah we're right over my homeland." he said. "How do you know that?" asked the Russian. "I can feel the heat of the desert." Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. "Aah, we're right over New York." The Russian and the African were amazed. "How do you know all of that?" they exclaimed. The American pulled his hand up. "My watch is missing."
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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes