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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff.
Author: Cory Doctorow

Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing of our moral self to slavery by them that is.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Enquire not what boils in another's pot.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Author: Socrates

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
Author: C. S. Lewis

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes