Best quotes to send by SMS

Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy.
Author: Angelina Jolie
There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola
It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck
The best jokes to send by SMS

If storks bring
human babies, what bring
monster babies?
Cranes.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
How can you tell if a monster has a
glass
eye?
When it comes out in conversation.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why is
the monsters' football pitch
wet?
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster go into hospital?
To
have his ghoul-stones removed.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes