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The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
Author: J. Jacques

The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.
Author: Rene Descartes

People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.
Author: William Bennet Munro

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes