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A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house.
Author: Bible

A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse.
Author: Sophocles

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Author: Robert Chapman

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Author: Cicero

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Author: Peter McArthur

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!
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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!
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