
I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
Author: Etty Hillesum
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
Author: Harriet Van Horne
There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generou
Author: Grenville Kleiser
My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Author: Rosa Parks
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
Author: Cyril Connolly

What do you get if you cross a bird with a
monstrous snarl?
A budgerigrrrrr!
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What do you get if you cross a monster with a
flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What is a monster's favourite
drink?
Demonade.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you
not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade like everyone
else.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What happened to Ray when he met the
man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes