Best quotes to send by SMS
Etty Hillesum I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.
Author: Etty Hillesum

Harriet Van Horne There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.
Author: Harriet Van Horne

Grenville Kleiser There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generou
Author: Grenville Kleiser

Rosa Parks My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Author: Rosa Parks

Cyril Connolly There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
Author: Cyril Connolly

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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Monster jokes What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.
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Monster jokes What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.
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Monster jokes MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.
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Monster jokes What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.
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