Best quotes to send by SMS
James Russell Lowell In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Bono In Ethiopia during the famine, I saw stuff there that reorganized how I saw the world. I didn't quite know what to do about it. At a certain point, I felt God is not looking for alms. God is looking for action.
Author: Bono

Jean De la Fontaine In everything one must consider the end.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

Nicholas Chamfort In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small things they show themselves as they are.
Author: Nicholas Chamfort

Ellen Goodman In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
Author: Ellen Goodman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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