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Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
Author: Mark Jenkins

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we
Author: Dan Quayle

May your service of love a beautiful thing; want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is.
Author: Hadewijch of Antwerp

Maybe the greatest challenge now is to find a way to keep independence while also committing ourselves to the ties that bind people, families, and ultimately societies together.
Author: Jane O'Reilly

Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes