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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.
Author: Rene Descartes

It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
Author: John Gray

I say, thou mad March hare.
Author: John Skelton

It is only prudent never to place complete confidence in that by which we have even once been deceived.
Author: Rene Descartes

Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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