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A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one day suffer reverse.
Author: Sophocles

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.
Author: Robert Chapman

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Author: Cicero

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
Author: Peter McArthur

A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education.
Author: Dr. Smiley Blanton

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!
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Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
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