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Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth! The passions are not stronger, but the control over them is weaker! They are more easily excited, they are more violent and apparent; but they have less energy, less durability, less inte
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Author: Roy Croft

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
Author: Matt Groening

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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