Best quotes to send by SMS
Jacques Derrida But psychoanalysis has taught that the deada dead parent, for examplecan be more alive for us, more powerful, more scary, than the living. It is the question of ghosts.
Author: Jacques Derrida

Martha Nussbaum But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms ties to the political community is not a human life any longer.
Author: Martha Nussbaum

Friedrich Nietzsche But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Bible But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.
Author: Bible

G. K. Chesterton By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
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Dog jokes What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
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Dog jokes What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
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Dog jokes How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
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Dog jokes What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
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