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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Author: Mark Twain

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Author: Jules Renard

Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.
Author: George Goethals

Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
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where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. "That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other. "Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?" "Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a good idea.''
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